points for cleverness. long live flatbread casserole at Pizza Cock!

No need. I wasn’t served shit on a shingle like your child. My mom was a great cook.

I feel sorry for your mom.

You must be the worst cook ever. I’ve never had a cheese sandwich with pizza sauce, or open faced. I feel sorry for your son.

Deep dish is making love with a goddess; flat hand-tossed is every-day masturbation with the familiar.

Bingo bango bongo!

Scott is a big fan of hand-tossed, it seems.

I still love Gino’s East, being my first authentic Chicago deep dish on my first authentic Chicago trip 30 authentic years ago. Subsequent trips proved the crust was just a little too biscuit-y for my deep dish tastes, but still bounce between Gino’s to Giordano’s Pizza every time I’m there (a few visits each year).

Deep dish is making love with a goddess; flat hand-tossed is every-day masturbation with the familiar.

However, Pizza Rock and Hidden Pizza WILL be my stops in Vegas this summer!!

I 110% agree. Besides, I grew out of the “Cheese Sandwich” phase at about 13 years old. My 2 year old cheese sandwich aficionado son would love that cheesy gooey mess of a sandwich they attempt to pass as pizza…. Suck it Gino’s!

By your definition nothing is pizza. Pizza doesn’t exist. Pizza Rock is overrated flatbread casserole. Fact.

PIzza Rock sucks cock! #bam